So, I feel it is my responsibility as an expat to make petty comparisons between my homeland and my new home. Therefore, in the grand educational tradition of unfailingly accurate subjective assessments, I will begin constructing a rubric which will be used to determine, once and for all, which country is better, according to a scale of my own devising. This standardized test of sorts will become the primary measure for a country's success, and undoubtedly determine their intelligence and college admission potential.
NOTE: There is lots of sarcasm in this statement, which may or may not translate properly to Mandarin. Here's hoping the government doesn't arrest me for my sarcasm. That does sound like something that would happen to me.
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