Sunday, October 10, 2010

Dear Facebook,

Kindly stop tracking my visits to people's profiles and showing me photos that serve to enable my dwelling. Dwelling the gerund, not the noun.

I severely dislike having my ridiculous behavior pointed out to me. It's embarrassing. Only I am allowed to enable my own ridiculousness. Geez.

Digital technology now serves way too many frighteningly human functions. Please advise.

Thanks.

Me.

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