Someone's phone just rang and the tone was the "1UP" sound from Super Mario Brothers.*
It can take hours to order McDonalds, see a doctor, or get a waiter's attention, but in the time you've waited, the building on the corner was probably commissioned, designed and completed.
It is probably safer to cross the street when it says "don't walk" since at least then you're prepared for cars speeding through the intersection.
No one will understand the powerpoint I prepared yesterday, entirely in English, despite the clever use of images.
There are no slander laws, deceit is expected, and the customer is never right, unless that customer is a parent whose child goes to your school.
I had 13 extra hours to finish sending emails by March 1st.
I still sent them with less than an hour to spare.*
*May or may not actually be because we're in China.
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